What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Have you experimented with bestiality?

-J W Pepper

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How can I easily get rid of my writers block?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

What are tips for weight loss?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is the most popular song that includes the word "you"? Are there any other songs that use "you" multiple times?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?